Not sure why I have a porn star on twitter lol.
Nontheless I definitely need to pick up the new game “Wolrd of Warfare 2” lol
Not sure why I have a porn star on twitter lol.
Nontheless I definitely need to pick up the new game “Wolrd of Warfare 2” lol
This deer was the top of the headlines this morning. Any time I am up before 9am (aka Mon-Wed) I usually watch Breakfast Television while eating my breakfast in front of the television. Coincidence? I think not. Anyways the story about this deer, that had made its way downtown until finally being funneled into an area beside a building near a fence and some bushes, was being told constantly.
The concern was if it got away it make cause an accident due to downtown traffic. Needless to say there were police, deer experts, television crews as well as bystanders all watching the action. You would think the deer had a gun to someone head.
In the end it was captured and shot in the face.
Kidding. But it was shot in the face captured.
Phil: It’s so creative, coupons for hugs, which are usually free but this makes it official which is so great.
Claire: I was so proud of myself when I thought of it because you’re impossible to buy for, you never want anything.
Phil: Um, things I want: robot dog, night vision goggles, bug vacuum, GPS watch, speakers that look like rocks. I love my wife but she sucks at giving gifts, I’m sorry for the pay channel language but—oh, yogurt maker, I can’t not think of things I want.Modern Family 1.08 - “Great Expectations”
My girlfriend & I were talking about this scene the other day. More or less I’m AWESOME at buying gifts and well she has a more difficult time. Anyways I was riling her up saying that I drop hints all the time (even though I don’t). Love this show.
8 hours agojustinleon:
This will wake you up in the morning.





Some photo’s from “National Geographic’s International Photography Contest 2009”
More here.
Enjoi.[√]


“We need vices at fifty thousand degrees”
America, I Am Disappoint of the Day: Sarah Palin supporters, gathered outside a Going Rogue book signing event in Columbus, Ohio, are presented with basic questions about her policy positions.
Vacularity ensues.
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Okay I realize this is left-wing and that some people are more informed (they must be) than those shown but some of these people are dense.
One woman talks about how [the United States] needs to help get polar bears off the endangered-species so they can drill where they are for oil.
The same woman also says we shouldn’t drill just for oil, but also for gas lol.
I hope Sarah Palin runs for office in 2012 because it will give comedians and tonight show hosts a lot of material.
Dexter was just so good last night I have to post the promo for next week.
Shit is intense. Like Dexter Morgan is going to fvck shit up.
Needless to say this show is amazing.
I don’t know why but I’m still hungover from Saturday. Honestly when the shots moved from Tequila to Whiskey I should have known things would not be looking good.
Aside from flashing some people & running away from the taxi my friend/girlfriend were I remember most things.
But yeah usually I’m all good by the day after the day after lol. Today is not the case. Not to mention I hate having to hear my alarm at 6:45 on Mondays. Next thing you know you’re last for a surprise quiz about a book you didn’t read and your guessing what keys are made of.
I said “chocolate”.
Anyways I’m going to try and start/finish a four page paper today & yeah. Fvck.
If my girlfriend wore this ALL the time. I wouldn’t be upset.
I should just splurge $1000 or so dollars at V. Secret and have her put a show on for me every night of the week.
I think it is worth it. Kind of makes me re-think her birthday gift.